Reese's Peanut Butter Stalker

What’s up with the stalker at Dellplain? I mean seriously, things just keep getting crazier and crazier at ‘Cuse. How does a 23 year old actually manage to get himself into a residence hall to STEAL A TOWEL?! Number 1, you are 23 years old, what are you doing in a residence hall full of undergrads who are mostly freshman? And second, shouldn’t you be doing something more productive with your life, like working or hanging out with your own friends? Eh, whatever, he was arrested and that is all that matters. Creepo.

What we didn’t get from the stalker at Dellplain was a description. But we all know we are better off not knowing than getting a report containing all the colors of the rainbow, just like the one we received about the two men who robbed 5 different people (or was it 6, 10, 15?) it makes me dizzy just thinking about it. The men (could have been females) were either wearing a blue, pink, gray, yellow, or black shirt, they were about the heights of 5 feet and 6’5, driving either a car or riding a bike….people, maybe you were just hallucinating. I could probably run outside naked late at night, slap an old lady and for all I know I will be described as a middle-aged man in a tutu that decapitated a black squirrel…jeez.

We also argued over the pronunciation of Reese’s (as in the peanut butter cups)
I say Recess, Spaceman says Resees….but as MDC corrected, we were both wrong. You say Reese, and then add a light s, because it is a possession. Wow, I’m dumb.

Among other things, we talked about how our dear and loved friend Alex Meszler is the man, he always makes us laugh at the oddest times and says the oddest things. And towards the end of the show we saw a giant penis on the door made up of sepia photographs...and the penis wasn’t exactly peeing per se. Hmmm…has that been there the entire time? Who knows, we should probably add a papier-mâché fetus to the door. I’m totally down for that idea.

Sorry for this somewhat late post. I feel like laziness is taking over my life just a bit.

Tune in this Friday for our 4th adventure on the Spaceship Ride. We have so much planned for y’all (yes, this Texan bitch still says that), including an amazing guest, perhaps a contest or two, a few controversial topics that will either make you pee in your pants or burn our homes, a review of the Anberlin show, and just radness from our parts.

We love you,

Capitana Gracie

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We suggest you take a listen to these artists (AKA, the ones we aired this past week)


1. Hello Seahorse!
2. Ivoryline
3. Iyas
4. Daedelus
5. Fleet Foxes
6. The Duhks
7. Katrina and the Waves
8. Jukebox the Ghost
9. Metronomy
10. The Classic Crime
11. A Static Lullaby
12. Starflyer 59